Keeping with the spirit of my top ten lists, I thought it was only appropriate to make a list of my top ten tweets of the year. Yes, I read through all 1,067 of my tweets and picked out these ten. I hope you enjoy!
10. I'm wondering how Dustin & I became the tour guides for sex stores in Orlando. Maybe it was those sex toy parties we hosted 2 yrs in a row?
9. Wondering if cunts, toy poodles, Rent, Spike Lee, stoop behavior, lit girls, cum-sluts, and toned college boys is too much for one poem?
8. It is like a casting call for What Not to War in the parking lot of the Post Office.
7. I think one of my students is a boy who asked me to follow him into a bathroom at a gay club a few months ago & wanted to sip from my drink.
6. Reason I love being gay: a man at pride fest gave me a zipper keychain, which he insisted on attaching for me then he grabbed my crotch.
5. All I can say is Thomas is amazing! I'm bending over as I write this!
4. Is it sad I expect men to look at my penis in public restrooms? Or maybe a sign that I spend too much time in gay clubs?
3. The girl next to me at P House just asked me what kind of skit takes place here, really?
2. It looks like Darcel covered herself in glue and ran through a craft store.
And the number one tweet that really wraps up 2009: Naked now. Gay playlist playing on ipod. Boyfriend in shower. Sexy clothes and make-up to follow.
-Stephen (Still Tweeting)